tofu salad. the one tofu recipe you MUST try.

drain your tofu

treat it like hard boiled eggs
(add mayo, mustard, dill, pickles, minced onion,  chopped celery, s&p.)

tuck some in a pita with tomato and lettuce.
better than eggs.
better for your arteries.
won't offend your office mates.

what more could you ask for?